Another League going into a Lockout

Need I say More bring on Lockout Beard because this is going to continue to get nasty.  It might end up being the worst lockout in professional sports...

Michael Jordan high school letter shows he was a player back in the day

 




































































 My Dearest Laquette

How are you and your family doing, fine I hope. I am in my Adv. Chemistry class writing you a letter, so that tell you how much I care for you. I decide to write you because I felt that I made you look pretty rotten after the last night. I want to tell you that I am sorry, and hope that you except my apologie. I know that you feelings was hurt whenever I loss my necklace or had it stolen.

I was really happy when you gave me my honest coin money that I won off the bet. I want to thank you for letting me hold your annual. I show it to everyone at school. Everyone think you are a very pretty young lady and I had to agree because it is very true. Please don't let this go to your head. (smile) I sorry to say that I can't go to the game on my birthday because my father is taking the whole basketball team out to eat on my birthday. Please don't be mad because I am trying get down there a week from Feb. 14. If I do get the chance to come please have some activity for us to do together.

I want you to know that my feeling for you has not change yet. ← (joke) I am finally getting use to going with a girl much smaller than I. I hope you my hint. Well I have spent my time very wisely by write to you. I hope you write back soon. Well I must go, the period is almost over. See you next time around, which I hope comes soon.

With my Best Love

Michael J. Jordan

Just Goes to show that as always athletes are never the best writers maybe they should just focus on their sport in this case.  Jordan in the early 1980's while sitting in an advanced chemistry class at Laney High School in North Carolina.  Jordan who at 18 wrote above a letter of apology to then-girlfriend Laquette, after recently making her feel pretty bad.  Jordan is the prime example of why he should just focus on his studies instead of trying to get a piece of  makeup ass.  Maybe he should have just focused on his grammar and studies and deal with his social "activities" outside of class. 

Charlie Sheen Admits to Steriods

Back in 1989, when he played in the “Major League” movie, the Hollywood actor Charlie Sheen was on steroids for several weeks.  To me this is hilarious He goes onto say  "I did them for like six or eight weeks," he said. "You can print this... my fastball went from 79 to like 85." He also mentioned that that was the only time he had taken steroids and it was for a good cause. “Let's just say that I was enhancing my performance a little bit. It was the only time I ever did steroids.” To some people Charlie Sheen is a B rate actor not to me.  I think the stuff he does is just to get under peoples skin.  I think he is an amazing entertainer and a very funny actor.  He might be a little crazy but lets sit back and think we are little crazy maybe Charlie Sheen is what we need to sane.  Keep it coming Charlie you have my support.   

Check Out Wes Welkers Hot Girlfriend, I know I have

Another Twitter Scandel

Twitter to me can be either good or really bad.  Such examples as a bad twitter account is Ole Miss recruit CJ Johnson which saw his page over the weekend shuttered.  It is mostly on the request of his new school Ole Miss.  Why do you think do think a college football program would ask their new 5 star recruit Johnson to stop twitting? well here are some examples of his tweets.  You can be the judge.

NBA Plane ride home with the Title is Priceless

Can you tell me whats wrong with this picuture?

Well The Stanly Cups are over the Boston Bruins raised that mighty glass.  On Wednesday Night Daniel Sedin and his lovely wife Marinette Sedin posed with his "Ted Lindsay Award" for outstanding player this past Wednesday at the NHL Award in Las Vegas but if you look closely what do you see?   

  

Someone broke Ted Lindsay! So what happened? Norm Clarke of Vegas Confidential theorized the following:  Media members were first told that country music star Dierks Bentley may have accidentally bumped into the trophy backstage but an event rep later said the award was damaged in transit to Las Vegas, or while being transported after it arrived here.  This is what the trophy look like last year.

Mascot + Baseball + Hit in throat = Priceless

Worst Wimbeldon Outfit Ever!

The outfit below has to be the worst outfit ever The bomber jacket makes Elvis role over in his grave and Lady Gaga blush either way this outfit should definitely be outlawed I guess it can't be worse than any of the Williams Sister Outfits

Couldn't be any worse than any of these outfits

Check Out Terrelle Pryor Pre Draft Work Out

Joba Chamberlain’s Arm looks pretty nasty after Tommy John Surgery

Joba Chamberlain underwent the dreaded Tommy John one of the nastiest surgeries that happen to Major League Pitchers.  Doctors say that the arm procedure went well and it seems that Chamberlain will most likely be out for 12-18 months.  Now I love Chamberlain I love his passion towards the game of baseball.  Joba is a dominating pitcher that puts fourth effort on the mound that only pitchers dream of.  Chamberlain has only been in the league for 3 years and already has over 300 strikeouts.  Only time will tell how he will do with bouncing back from this surgery.  Check out the pictures of the surgery below






 


Not only does those photos look incredibly painful, but I guarantee that it will impede some basic functions of day to day living (*cough* ass wiping *cough*).  Hopefully Joba is ambidextrous, or at the very least, has one of these to help him out.

Jennie Finch is smoking hot great at Softball, yet terrible at naming babies

Jennie Finch, softball’s sexiest and most famous figure, welcomed her second child with husband Casey Daigle, a bouncing baby boy weighing in at 8 lbs, 2 oz.
Maybe because she’s a celebrity, or maybe because she likes her children to standout as individuals, Finch (and her husband)  named their new son Diesel Dean, in honor of the clothing line, or the fuel.  Let me be the first to say that this absolutely horrible.  Of course he is baby from a couple that isn't hurting for money this child is still going to have to go through life with the horrible name Diesel Dean Daigle.  At least they didn't name him Waggle Daigle it could have been worse.  This news probably isn’t quite as shocking when you realize that Finch named her firstborn Ace Shane, which may or may not be worse than Diesel Dean.





From People…

“We are so completely grateful and beyond blessed,” the Olympic softball star, 30, tells PEOPLE.
“Casey and I are excited for our sweet precious Baby D! Ace couldn’t be any more pumped to be a big brother to Diesel.”

Either way she a beautiful baby boy

Greg Oden Has Most Depressing TMZ Encounter Ever

Montana State football having a bake sale

Connor Thomas had planned on playing football this fall for Montana State, and like the majority of college bound students, needed to make a little extra cash for school.  So Thomas decided to sell some brownies at an bake sale at an all-night graduation party.  Bad news for Thomas, things didn’t work out so well, after several members of his graduating class got ill after ingesting some of Thomas’ delicious baked goods. Maybe he used to much chocolate.  Or maybe that butter he used became spoiled.  Actually dumbass Thomas laced it with marijuana. 



From Fox Sports…

MSU football coach Rob Ash said Monday that Connor Thomas of Kalispell was removed from the program for violating the university and the athletic department codes of conduct. The statement said MSU officials would have no further comment.
Thomas faces two felony drug counts after several fellow high school graduates got sick from eating marijuana-laced brownies. Court records say two 17-year-old boys identified him as the person who made and sold the brownies for $15 on June 3.

Dirk on Next American Idol NOT SO FAST

So the Finals are now over and the losing Miami Heat continue to complain about their loss.  June 16 was the Mavericks celebration parade and NBA Finals MVP Dirk Nowitzki led the crowd in a rousing rendition of “We Are The Champions” during the Mav's victory parade today.  It was a spirited performance, though I would not believe that Dirk will have any record deals heading into the future.  Either way in enjoy! below is the lyrics to Dirk's performance. 


“WEEE AHHHR DE CHAMPIONS
WEEE AHHHR DE CHAMPIONS
NOOO TIME FORRR LOSAHRS
CUZ WEEE AHHHR DE CHAMPIONS
OF DE WUHHHHRLLLD.”

What Does a Stanley Cup and Riot Give You? People Making Out In The Streets WHOA!

Stanley Cup Loss And A Riot Will Lead To Some Pretty Amazing Canadian Front Pages

Mark Cuban Piss's Excellence

Yes infact Cuban takes this trophy everywhere.  We first see him carrying the trophy off the plane and now we see him carrying it into the John.  I guess he graced his inner Ricky Bobby

 

 

Top 10 Jokes About LeBron James Following the Miami Heat's Loss in the NBA Finals

10.  Why didn't LeBron go to college? He didn't want to show up for the finals.
 
9.  Tomorrow is Lebron James day in Dallas.  Everyone gets to leave 12 minutes early
 
8.  Why are Lebron's clothes always dirty?  His laundry machine requires 4 quarters.
 
7.  LeBron? No I don't think I know him. Doesn't have a ring to it.
 
6.  Maybe LeBron should try hockey. The NHL only has three periods.
 

5.  Why couldn't LeBron have a shot with Beyonce? Because he couldn't put a ring on it.
 
4.  In the offseason, LeBron's going to train with the Miami Police Department; they're not afraid to shoot.
 
3.  I found a cell phone today, but I know its not his, because it has a ring on it
 
2.  What's LeBron's favorite video game? SONIC because he can get all the rings that he wants 

1.  I asked LeBron for change for a dollar, but he only gave me 75 cents. When I asked why he said he didn't have a fourth quarter.

Jokes to recap the NBA Finals

Peeing in Public Come On Nate!

Nate Robinson got himself in a jam early Friday morning ... when he was busted for pissing in public.  The 5'9" former Slam Dunk champ was spotted by cops in White Plains, NY... urinating on the sidewalk across from City Hall.   Nate has been released on $100 bail and ordered to return to court on June 22.

Cavs Fan Rejoicing in Cleveland espicelly their owner via twitter

Dirk Nowitzki and the Dallas Mavericks finished off LeBron, Dwyane Wade, and the rest of the Heat 105-95 in Game 6 to win their first NBA Championship.  Other than owner Mark Cuban and his Mavs players, probably nobody is happier that Dallas won, or rather that LeBron lost, than Cavs owner Dan Gilbert.
Gilbert’s Tweet there sums it up nicely, wouldn’t you say?
Now if only he could have sent out that Tweet in his favorite font,  Comic Sans.  That would have been icing on the proverbial cake of awesomeness.

Some Miami Heat fans might be in denial following their NBA Finals loss. Their hometown paper definitely is.

DeShawn's shirt: 'LeBron, How's my Dirk taste?'

If there's any place on the planet without an Internet connection, LeBron James may wanna head there. ASAP.   The Mavericks closed out the series on Sunday night with a 105-95 win in Game 6 before taking their party South Beach  to celebrate with the Larry O'Brien trophy.  The Mavericks then flew back to Dallas, Stevenson was then spotted wearing a Mavericks blue and white t-shirt with lettering that read: "Hey LeBron! How's my Dirk taste?"  You may remember that slogan "Hey Kobe, tell me how my ass taste" to mock his former teammate with the Los Angeles Lakers, Kobe Bryant.

This KIm K and Brett Lockett thing continues to just heat up

Kim Kardashian's friend is fighting back against allegations that she hooked Kim up with NFL player Bret Lockett. Lauren London says her identity was stolen, and that she has nothing to do with arranging the sexting scandal between Kim and the football player.


In an article published by In Touch Weekly, Lockett claims that he began communicating with Kim after London gave her his number. London, who also has a child with rapper Lil Wayne, disagrees.

"To my family, friends, supporters and the media. I have an impostor. It is similar to identity theft because he/she constantly pretends to be me. This person disrupts my personal and professional life on an almost daily basis. Words cannot express how troubling this situation is for me and my loved ones. The statements made about me in the Kim Kardashian story are 100% false.  Please repost and thank you for your support."

According to the In Touch report, London and Lockett's younger brother were dating so we're not sure we're buying this whole "it wasn't me, it was the one-arm man" schtick. Surely the guy would know if he wasn't dating the real Lauren London.
And just two days ago, Lockett told TMZ that London was blowing up his little brother's phone angry that the information had been leaked.
Someone is not telling the truth here, but only time will tell who that is due to Kims track record with Football players and sex tape I would go with Brett on this one.  My question to Kim K is what the hell happening to nailing someone with either money or at least a name.

I'm Excited For The Part Where They Talk About LeBron

Ref Calls the Rarely Seen “Dry-Hump” Foul During Game 5 of NBA Finals

There were a lot of highlights that came out of the Mavericks’ 112-103 Game 5 victory Thursday night in Dallas…that’s for damn sure.Dirk Nowitzki coming up big again by dropping 29 points.  JJ Barea finally showing up and contributing.  Terry and Kidd Dynamite 3  LeBron James finishing with a triple-double, but still disappeaing in the 4th quarter. An over-exuberant referee and his pelvic thrusting foul call.Wait…what? Let me tell ya, you ain’t never seen a foul call like this.  Either this ref wants to make sure that Shawn Marion knows exactly why he’s being called for a blocking foul on LeBron James, or the man was trying to shake loose a squirrel he had trapped in his pants, which, if true, begs the question, “why exactly is the squirrel in his pants in the first place?”

Let your Lebron jokes start coming in

LeBron James Angers Jeff Van Gundy With Another Egregious Flop

Alright So I hate how all NBA Players Flop.  Last night between Dallas and Miami Lebron James does some great Hollywood Acting According to Dallas Guard DeShawn Stevenson "They're great actors and they sell it," Stevenson said Monday. "That's what they're supposed to do. We've got to take hard fouls, but if you touch them they're so dramatic you might get a flagrant, too." http://www.twackle.com/articles/DeShawn-069Stevenson--Miami-Heat-Are-Great-Actors---NBA

But this video clip takes the cake

Shaq set to Retire

Shaq is by far one of the Greatest Centers and by far one of the greatest entertainers to play the game of basketball.  Growing up I have always hated to the Lakers yet I always had a soft spot for Shaq due to his very funny since of humor.  The man with four rings, 28,596 career points and scores of nicknames, has finally decided to call it quits, ending one of the most colorful careers in NBA history that will surely culminate with a first ballad Hall of Fame induction.  In his final season Shaq signed a 2 year contract with the Boston Celtics but a persistent Achilles injury will prevent him from fulfilling the terms of the deal. O'Neal first injured his right Achilles on Christmas Day and was able to play only in two of the final 35 games of the regular season.  O'Neal will be remembered as one of the most dominant, recognizable and controversial figures in the game, whose body of work included rap records, movies, a lengthy business portfolio and an even lengthier history of philanthropic deeds.  By the way Dwight Howard he is the original "Superman."

"I tried to make people happy," said Shaq, "and I tried to have fun. I think I did both."


Some Memories of Shaq that I will Miss