Greatest Promotional Giveaway Ever

This coming September 4, at ATT Park the San Francisco Giants are hosting “Star Wars Day” that sounds like it’s going to be a total (laser) blast.  As For the Star War days their will be a costume contest where Star Wars geeks or as I like to say virgins forever can dress like their favorite character.  Also don’t forget following the game against the D-Backs a live screening of the The Empire Strikes Back will be played All I can say is how epic is that?  Then you ask how can the Mighty Giants top that how about a limited edition “Brian Wilson in Carbonite” statue, that looks as sweet as you think it would.
From the San Francisco Giants website…
Giveaway Item Detail: The giveaway item included with the Star Wars special event ticket is “Brian Wilson in Carbonite” statue. The statue is three sided, with one side featuring the iconic Han Solo in carbonite pose featured in “The Empire Strikes Back.” A second side features Brian Wilson, in his trademark post-save celebration pose, frozen in carbonite similar to Han. The third side features graphics celebrating the Giants and Star Wars.


Oh my god I better receive the invite to this epic party.  I guarantee that this event will be sold out immediately all I can say is can you sleep at night knowing that a virgin is going to go to the coolest party of the century while your at home sitting on the couch snacking on cheetos.  Of course my friends would probably lose respect and think I’m a bigger loser than I already am but let me ask you this wouldn’t it rock your socks off to know that I had a “Brian Wilson in Carbonite sitting above my bed?"

In closing I just want you to

know “Let the beard boldly go where you never have been before”