Louis Murphy and a little Blue Pill....

Oakland Raiders WR was pulled over early on Sunday morning for playing his music too loud, and, according to police, refused to show his ID. An officer then attempted to handcuff him, and again, according to police, Murphy refused to cooperate.
None of this, however, is the interesting part of the story. What happened then, Gainesville Sun?

Harrison said Murphy consented to a search of his vehicle, where officers found a "non-labeled prescription bottle containing 11 individual pills later identified as Viagra." Murphy could not provide a prescription for it and allegedly told the officer that he had peeled the label off of the bottle "because he did not want his girlfriend to know he had a prescription for it."

This has to be the funniest story of the year.  This guy probably didn't want anyone to know about his sexual problems, but then to not get it prescribed to your own problems makes this story even better.  Now with the internet jumping all over this the only thing that Louis Murphy has going for him is there is no football right now. 
That's a pretty rough night. A guy gets pulled over for the relatively harmless infraction of loud music, and the story ends with the whole world given an unflattering glimpse of his sex life. Also, they probably took his Viagra.

About the only thing that would be worse for Murphy is if this happened in the middle of one of those four-hour spells you hear so much about.