LSU Coach Les Miles Kissing a Pig

Let’s just hope all his shots are up to date—wouldn’t want that poor pig catching anything.
I keed, I keed.  But yes, that is LSU head football coach Les Miles puckering up and smooching a pig.  Whether or not this can be construed as unwarranted physical contact depends on whether or not the pig agreed to being kissed by the Tigers coach, which will be difficult to prove, seeing that he’s a pig and all.

The annual “Kiss the Pig” event was put on by the LSU Rotaract Club to help raise money for the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society, and Miles was one of the notable LSU people signed on to lip lock with the pig in question.  Thank god there was a plausible explanation…wouldn’t want anyone getting the wrong idea about Les Miles.
Wonder if he slipped him the tongue?