Dusty Baker Fairwell Gift from the Chicago Cubs was a big Piece of Crap

And the worst part is that I don’t mean that figuratively.
In 2006, Reds manager Dusty Baker was fired by the Chicago Cubs after four seasons.  Getting fired by the Chicago Cubs wasn’t the worst indignity Baker suffered in 2006—no, that honor belongs to the steaming pile of crap left by someone on Dusty’s spot in the dugout.

Pinch a loaf, Fox Sports…

“At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day,” Baker said Monday morning. “That was the low point. The grounds crew guy cleaned it up. He said, ‘Oh, I think it’s dog crap.’ I said, ‘No it ain’t. That’s human crap.’”

Good for Dusty Baker—being able to differentiate between human poo and dog poo is quite the marketable skill.  Almost as good as being able to squat and shit on a particular spot in a baseball dugout.