Joe Theismann is Really Responsible, Really Excited, and Really Loaded

At least he seems to be really loaded.  Either that or he absolutely loves riding in the back of a Crown Royal “Safe Rides Home” vehicle.  But give him credit for being a responsible human being and not some asshole who drinks and drives.
Wait, did I just compliment Joe Theismann? Oh the horror…the horror.
What’s the over/under on minutes before the driver kicked Theismann’s ass out of the car for annoying the hell out of him?  Judging by the less than enthused  look on the driver’s face, I’d say Theismann was roadkill immediately after this picture was taken.